🛡 Knights unafraid of couch warriors.
🪄 They gift little miracles (like random tips 😏).
💕 Feminine energy is fuel, and they recharge it.
😹 Their jokes make me forget the mic.
🔮 Mercury retrograde? Perfect — the stream will be on fire!
Turns Off
🕵️♂️ Spy-models sending 007 agents.
🐈 Menu thieves (my cat still does it better).
🛋 Couch politicians convinced I rule the world.
🙄 Men who think brains = beer brand.
⚔️ Keyboard gladiators.
🙅♂️ Free? Sure — just a breeze.
💰 Greed is like a sock hole — tiny, yet kills the vibe.
